Post by lejea on Jul 11, 2008 13:13:48 GMT -6
Are Riddles games? Lolz!
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Take your time and see if you can read each line without making a mistake.
The average person can't.
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is retard cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is fourty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I betcha cant keep from passing it on!
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More Jokes!
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"
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The Funeral
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and asked who was in the first one.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," said Dave. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Dave was taken aback. "And who's in the second hearse?"
"My mother-in-law. My dog bit her too and she died as well."
Dave asked,"Can I borrow your dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line."
I'll get some more posted up later...
Say the word "computer" before every word.
computers
about
talking
idiot
this
got
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long
how
look
Now say the word "computer" after every word
computers
about
talking
idiot
this
got
I
long
how
look
Now read every word starting from the bottom.
computers
about
talking
idiot
this
got
I
long
how
look
computers
about
talking
idiot
this
got
I
long
how
look
Now say the word "computer" after every word
computers
about
talking
idiot
this
got
I
long
how
look
Now read every word starting from the bottom.
computers
about
talking
idiot
this
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long
how
look
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Take your time and see if you can read each line without making a mistake.
The average person can't.
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is retard cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is fourty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I betcha cant keep from passing it on!
_________________________________________________
More Jokes!
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"
_________________________________________________
The Funeral
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and asked who was in the first one.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," said Dave. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Dave was taken aback. "And who's in the second hearse?"
"My mother-in-law. My dog bit her too and she died as well."
Dave asked,"Can I borrow your dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line."
I'll get some more posted up later...
