Dear So and So

[Sammy]

So it's a game. It's simple, really, and while it can be used for venting, if someone's response is witty, it can be hilarious too. The basic idea is to start it with "Dear *insert someone or something here, anything*" and complain to it/tell it to eff the hell off. It's actually quite humourous and de-stressing after a while. xD

However, it is against the rules to use this game as a means of directly demeaning/insulting/upsetting/arousing a fight with another person, especially a member of this site. Okeydokey?

As follows:

Dear Human Society,

Stop being so completely moronic as repeatedly as you do. I actually don't like losing complete faith in something.

Also, stop spawning more morons, you moronic component of the world.

Love, Me.

[lejea]

haha, nice.

Dear BP Gas Company,

Just admit it, it's your fault.

Sincerely, LeJea.

P.S. If this happened once before, why haven't you already made something to prevent it?
P.P.S. What did the ship even hit? Oh, yeah, that's right. Nothing. Just sunk. WTF?!

[REQUIEM !]

ohhh, this could be fun. <3

Dear Disney,

Come on and wake the fuck up. Remember when Disney meant something? I don't know, something that touched people, like Colors of the Wind from Pocahontas? A song that wasn't about partying and teenage angst, and sent chills down your spine? Stop with your goddamn money-scheme; because that's all you are nowadays.

By the way -- I think Walt would turn over in his grave if he saw what his business has turned into.

Love, Whatever.

[Sammy]

Dear Hormones

F'k off.

That is all.

Love, Me.

[REQUIEM !]

Dear God,

Please kill me before I do it for you.
You weren't lying when you said there'd be hell on earth.

My sincerest of profanities,
Whatever.

[SilverEagle]

Dear Fat annoying clunky old computer,

GET FASTER INTERNET WITHOUT ME HAVING TO LOAD IT.





that is all, thankyou XD

Luv
.............

[REQUIEM !]

Two for me!

Dear FireFocks,

LOAD MY FUCKING PAGES.
I DO NOT WANT TO WAIT 5 MINUTES JUST FOR ONE PAGE TO LOAD, LET ALONE 8 TABS.

I hate you I hate you I hate you.



Dear tablet,

Srsly, I love you. But I am not left-handed, mmkay? STOP RESETTING YOUR PREFERENCES, YOU DILLWEED. And quit dragging my pen the opposite direction! It's annoying! I won't ever get anything finished, like importante banners (that means YOU Sammy ;- AND I WILL BE KILLED IF I DON'T FINISH THEM SOON.

kthx, Whatever.

[SilverEagle]

Dear Chocolate

WHY do you have to be BAD for me? I mean, YOU ARE DELICIOUS but Im not allowed to eat you (ok, I eat chocolate anyways but meh.) BE HEALTHY but taste exactly the same.

[REQUIEM !]

Dear Yahoo!,
STOP IT. I AM TRYING TO READ MY EMAIL. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE BEARS WITH ROPES STUCK THROUGH THEIR LIPS AND NOSES.
Disgusted, Req/Spoot.