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The sun glared upon her back as she trotted into the forest line, waiting for the blissful shade to provide some relief from the heat. Raising her head to assess her surroundings, she noticed a fine stallion standing in the distance, his mane and tail flowing in the wind. She was struck by his handsome bod, his blue eye catching hers. Lowering her poll, she glided towards him, her hooves gently thudding against the soft soil. She could sense he was well-endowed from where she was and she wanted him to accept her into his herd.
"Hello, sir," she whinnied softly, stopping in front of him. "How are you doing?"
Post by bighorseweener on May 21, 2016 2:04:55 GMT -6
"Wuddup girl" Biggiesmalls whinnied while whipping his tail back and forth (back and forth). "I'm doing great on this fine morrow" Biggie spoke smugly whilst stepping back to get a full view of the mare. "What is your name m'lady" he asked while enjoying thy view of the beaut.
She was taken aback by his immediate willingness to befriend her but quickly recovered, a smile playing on her lips. "I've just been exploring, looking for a new herd to call my own..." she hesitated, glancing back at him. Her ears flicked forwards to hear him. "I'm glad you're doing well." She watched his tail whip back and forth (back and forth) and smiled, wondering if she still had that song on her iPod. She had long since left it at the stables, but now as a wild horse, she no longer depended upon such human technology.
He was admiring her, looking up and down her body like she was a piece of meat. She was disturbed by this, narrowing her eyes as he asked for her name. "My name is K0ny2o12," she murmured, "It comes from a very important event from the human year 2012... Now it is only a meme." She bowed her head, shame crossing her face. "What is your name?"
His eyes bore into her, and she scowled at him, yet did her best to ignore his gaze. She figured this was a good time for some small talk. "I hope you know I'm a feminist," she said sharply, "I disapprove of the way you look at me." She had a tumblr dedicated to the treatment of women. A femihorsi? Maybe. Vegan? Definitely. It was the first thing she told others, yet often it denied her valuable friendships.
Post by bighorseweener on May 21, 2016 2:23:33 GMT -6
Biggiesmalls informed K0ny2o12 that he was fine with her wrong ideals, as he told her of this, he noticed that K0ny2o12 had been staring at his "nether region". He scoffed at the double standard, however he did find this mare to be quite the looker and offered her to join his herd. If she declines Biggie will simply knock K0ny2o12 out and sell her to the arabians.
K0ny2o12 was slightly offended by his response, as being a feminist horse was definitely something noteworthy in her eyes.
And how her gaze had been inexplicably drawn to his nether regions... she could not help it. She yearned a family, and pictures her foals romping around her with little fedoras on to protect them from the blaring sun.
Being a stunning mare, she knew she could do better than this Biggiesmalls joke, although his regions were glowing with life and trying to draw her in. She wanted to have his foals, yet could not stand the way he would not provide her vegan diet.
"Sell me to the arabians," she neighing angrily, cursing his name, "But I will not stand for the ignorance you show!"
Post by bighorseweener on May 21, 2016 2:32:14 GMT -6
"Did i say sell you to the arabians?" Biggiesmalls asked "i meant to say i would simply move on, but, OH! What a sad day it would be! I would give up eating meat for a thousand years for a mare as fair as you!!" he boasted. "Shall we move to the shade and lye down?"
Her eyes flickered over him, admiring the way his fur shone through the dappled sunlight. Bowing her head to graze as he chatted with her, she enjoyed the serenity of this area. And she, a lucky mare, able to stand here beside a noble and handsome young stallion. K0ny2o12 smiled as he showered her in sweet compliments, telling her that he'd give up eating- meat?- for her. She had been unaware that he ate meat, and was curious if he had tasted chicken before. She had been thinking for a long while that many things tasted like chicken. Biggiesmalls would understand her convictions about chicken and her strong feelings, she hoped. She did not want Biggiesmalls to know that at one point in her lovely horsey life that she had eaten chicken. Or meats of any sort.
"Of course you wouldn't sell me to the Arabians!" She laughed, a sweet noise that rang through the air. K0ny2o12 was a little alarmed that he wanted to go lay in the grass with her already- had they not known each other for only a few moments? And she had not yet heard one meme. How was she supposed to judge this stud without knowing about his meme collection?
She was the fairest mare of them all, she knew. Smirking, she pranced closer to him, brushing sides with him and winking. "Yes, let us go to the shade and relax a bit. Tell me more about yourself, Biggiesmalls. Do you have a large herd or family? Do you collect dank memes?" She was trying to flirt with him, to see if they could raise some little memesters together. Without the dank memes, how would there be love?
Post by bighorseweener on May 21, 2016 16:53:00 GMT -6
As the two slowly walked towards the tree, biggiesmalls asked K0ny2o12 if she had ever eaten anything that tasted like chicken but in fact, was not chicken? "I once belonged to a large herd, however i grew up and my brother took over that herd so i am starting my own dank herd" he responded happily. "I collect only the finest memes, i do not accept subpar memes."
K0ny2o12 nickered, "One time I ate a ladybug, on accident of course!" She laughed at the memory of the black and red bug crunching in her mouth, remembering the entirely familiar taste. "It tasted exactly like chicken! But more so than chicken... I think chicken tastes like ladybug now!" She smiled, then quickly realized she had revealed that she had eaten chicken! "I definitely do not eat meat now though, you understand, right?"
Swishing her tail happily, she listened to him talk about his dank herd. His brother had taken over the land? "Did you duel with your brother to have rights to the herd or did you give the herd to him?" She was confused. K0ny2o12 tilted her head a little and questioned, "Did your sisters live there also? Is your brother enjoying himself with all your sisters to continue the herd, or is he too looking for new mares?" She knew, from the prestige he expected from his memes, that he would be a perfect man to lead her into her new life. "Also, have you seen Spirit? It's a really good movie. 10/10." The mare began to lay down, enjoying the shade that cooled her from the sun.
Post by bighorseweener on May 21, 2016 18:06:22 GMT -6
"I let my brother Wren178 have the herd" he responded. "He told me how things that were not chicken tasted like chicken, so i decided to go eat one of everything in the world!". "My sisters were not fair enough for me to mate with so i needed to find the fairlyst marelyst horse of all". "My brother does not have standards so he will mate with our sisters". Biggsmalls explained how he had seen the movie spirit, and how great the movie was, he explained in depth on how the first four minutes were the best "The part where spirit was pushed out of his momma was the best!" he exclaimed. "I love the meme how Norther American 2 leggers are worse than European 2 leggers" Biggie explained to K0ny2o12.
K0ny2o12 was intrigued by his response, her eyes wide as she watched him. "Do you think there's anything else in this world that tastes like chicken, but is more chicken than chicken is? I just thought it was ladybugs, but there could be something more..." She sighed, her brain exhausted from all that hard thinking. She didn't know how Wren178 did it, all that intense and in-depth thinking.
Bobbing her head, she neighed, "My younger brother had to do that, but it's okay. The herd is very strong now." She appreciated his take on Spirit, and loved how he memed. "Do you want to go down to the river nearby here? I like going for swims!" She smiled encouragingly at him, hoping he would want to go skinny dipping.
Post by bighorseweener on May 22, 2016 13:00:41 GMT -6
"I would love to go swimming in the river" He answered excitingly hoping she would want to go skinny dipping. "We can make the biggest herd any horse or 2 legger has ever seen, and we can eat every kind of food to see what tastes like chicken while not being chicken!!"