-No advertising, please save that for the plug board.
-Fighting and arguing is not allowed.
-Keep swearing to a minimum. Don't swear at all if you can.
-No spamming nor flooding, which is roughly the same thing.
-Just be yourself, no impersonating.
-Kindness is the key!
I went into the kitchen to get me some Coco Puffs (oh yes) and, to my delight, there was a HUGE box there! Calling my name! I reached up... I grabbed it... I pulled it down... and it was light. Very light. My heart sank as I slowly opened the top in fear. THERE WAS ONLY A HANDFUL OF CEREAL IN IT. A. HAND. FULL.
THIS SHIT HAPPENS ON A DAILY BASIS AND I'M BOUT TO GO KICK A SEABASS' ASS ABOUT IT. GOD DAMN KIDS EATING MY GOD DAMN COCO PUFFS.